Thin Thursday- Week 3
Hi! Might I interest you in some more photos of my cute new haircut? Oh, you saw it already?
Ok… how about some pics of my kid? Oh, you’re so over mommybloggers, hmm?
Well, um… how about… um… hmmmm.
Oh, Thin Thursday! You’re interested in finding out how much weight I lost this week. Can’t we just talk about that another time? I’m so busy right now and have so much to DO and I’m occupied with creating fat free meals with organic food and working out like 5 times a dayyyyy.
Ok, so you know I’m lying. And you’ve probably realized that I am trying to deflect your attention from the fact that it’s Thursday and that means I need to share my current weight loss for the week.
Um. One problem with that.
There wasn’t any weight loss this week.
But wait! Don’t leave! I can EXPLAIN! It’s all because of my kid. First, I got chubby when I was pregnant with him. Then I stayed chubby because every waking moment went toward his care and there was no time for exercise… just cookies. Lots of cookies. And then, AGAIN THANKS TO THE KID, I had to partake in Mother’s Day festivities that included a fabulous meal at my favorite steakhouse and a barbeque with my mom on Sunday. If I wasn’t a mother, there’d be no need to have all the dinners and celebrations. SEE? TOTALLY AIDEN”S FAULT.
So yeah. I didn’t lose any weight this week. I didn’t gain anything either. There might be a few of you who might be thinking, ‘Gee, she just chopped off about a pound of hair, so she probably gained weight but the hair loss makes it all come out even.’ To you I say SHUT UP AND STOP GETTING ALL MATH-Y ON ME!
Sigh. I promise that I am back on the wagon and will show some kind of weight loss next week. I hope. No, no. Positive thinking. I WILL! And if I don’t, I have that lovely swimsuit photograph to look forward to in a few weeks. That whole, “Hai! I’m Kelly’s cute hair! I am flippy and sassy and fun!” will pale in comparison to “HAI. WE ARE KELLY’S THIGHS AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD. NOM NOM NOM.”
So that’s that. And here are the stats, which by the way are not nearly as fun to type out when you haven’t lost weight.
Starting weight: 146
Last week’s weight: 140.5
Current weight: 140.5
Weight loss this week: 0 (booooooo)
Total pounds lost: 5.5
So how are my other Thin Thursday girls doing? Chime in with yor progress, and PUT ME TO SHAME!
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