Ok, people! Just tack a sign on my back that reads “Kelly is an idiot.” Can you believe that I thought a brazilian bikini wax was only going to hurt a little more than getting my eyebrows waxed? Correction. Let’s have that sign say “Kelly is a FUCKING idiot.”
It hurt. [...]
Archive for July, 2006
27 Jul
Hair today, gone tomorrow
26 Jul
Feeling a little "airy" down there
Hi friends!
Busy at work today, and there’s definitely not enough time to write about the stellar 45 minutes I spent at the spa/salon yesterday.
Until I get a chance to post a full account of the adventure, here’s a brief recap of the experience.
Ouch.
Owwwwwwwww.
Holy Jeebus, that hurt.
More to come later.
Sincerely,Your fearless, hairless blogger.
25 Jul
Blogging is so self centered
Hola. I’m totally going to have some great blogging ahead. Not right now, but soon. Know why?
I am getting a Brazilian bikini wax this afternoon.That’s right, say goodbye to the bush. Yea, I said it. I’ve always just shaved to get the desired effect, but I get so tired of [...]
19 Jul
The unveiling
I don’t know about you, but sometimes I love being a homeowner, and other times I think it sucks. I really enjoy special home projects… when they are finished. But given my proclivity for laziness, I just wish I had enough money to hire someone to just do it all for me!
This brings me to [...]
14 Jul
I could kill my father… but the smoking will get him first.
Last night I drove 2 hours from work in Harrisburg down to Baltimore to be with my dad in an emergency room. He was taken there when he experienced chest pains at work. My dad is not even 52 yet, but he suffered his first heart attack at 40. He has a [...]
13 Jul
So I lied…
I said my next entry would be about the landscaping project. But I am sorta busy at work today and don’t have time to devote to that whole thing. (Damn work always has to get in the way!) Sorry, darlings, you’ll have to wait for it.
So instead, I’ll piggyback on Meg.
Here are my Thursday 13… [...]
11 Jul
Why can’t life just be a long vacation?
I’ve been back home from my recent beach trip to Atlantic City, New Jersey since last Thursday, and I miss it. I miss the relaxation and zero committments to anybody. The day was one long exercise in chilling out. And now I am home and back to work. I know, I know… WAAAAH. Kelly’s gotta [...]
7 Jul
back from the beach!
Hey y’all…
Sorry I haven’t been updating much lately. We got away for a vacation over the Fourth of July and I was too lazy to post before I left!
Anyway, I am back now and I’ll update with some beach pics soon!
Had a great time, except that we went to Atlantic City, NJ, where the [...]
