T minus 2 days
May 24, 2007
As Isabel pointed out, I need to be updating here every day now. Sorry if anyone happened to think I was in labor today due to my lack of posting earlier. I sure as hell wish I was in labor, but nope!
Unfortunately, I am here at work. While I was anchoring the news I even compared myself to a circus elephant that we did a story on today. Everyone at work is cracking up that I feel like an elephant right now, but it’s totally true.
This kid needs to find the nearest vagina and make a speedy exit!
Up next… stripping of the membranes tomorrow! God, I really need to come up with something else to talk about! 
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Kellie | May 24, 2007 at 10:53 pm
You’ll have plenty to talk about in a week…or whenever you’re back to blogging.
You may feel like an elephant (I knnow I did), but you’re cute as hell and have done a wonderful job baking that boy!!
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Melissa | May 25, 2007 at 12:03 am
I had my membranes stripped 6 days after my due date–you won’t feel a thing.
I also remember very well how those last days dragged on and on… And then the whole first month after having the baby went by in a blur. But just think, very soon you’ll be able to see your ankles again! Although I doubt you’ll be paying much attention to them when you have a beautiful little boy to stare at in wonder.
Hang in there!
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Lizarita | May 25, 2007 at 2:05 am
I bet you’re the cutest elephant out there. You look FABULOUS!
xoxoxoxo
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alyndabear | May 25, 2007 at 10:50 am
Isabel is totally right. Updates ahoy!
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Rachel | May 25, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Maybe if you stand real close to another woman, he will choose that va-jay-jay to come out of and save you the pain!
Enjoy the membrane stripping. Melissa said she didn’t feel it, but OMG I did! But it’s a quick process!
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Alison | May 25, 2007 at 3:21 pm
At least you can spend the long weekend together with the hubby??? Maybe a little memorial day bbq will tempt him out! Good luck!
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Isabel | May 25, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Ahhh..thanks for the update. I had just sort of assumed you had had the baby and didn’t have time to update.
You are still at work? You rule.
It’s getting closer and closer. I’m so freakin’ excited.
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Frema | May 25, 2007 at 6:56 pm
I hope the nearest vagina is yours!
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Silly Hily | May 25, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Find the nearest vagina and exit. HA! That’s was hilary-ous.
And nope, nothing else to talk about.