3 Truths and 4 Lies

I’ve seen a couple of bloggers do this recently, and it looks like fun! 

Below, you’ll find three truths and four lies about me.  Which ones do you think are true?  Can you pick out the lies?  Leave your guesses in the comments and I’ll reveal the answers next time!

 1.  I have breast implants, and I’ve never actually admitted that to anyone other than my very close friends and family.  That is, until now.

2.  I sell sex toys to make a little extra cash.  Some people sell Mary Kay or Avon, but I sell battery-operated boyfriends… oh yeah!

3.  I studied political science, and I’ve talked smack about those who fail to vote, but I don’t always vote myself.  Isn’t that an awful thing to admit?  Eek.  Voter apathy and hypocrisy at its best, I suppose.

4.  I “sabotaged” another pageant contestant during my Miss America days… I hid her evening gown shoes, so she had to wear mis-matched shoes on stage and it made her look pretty dumb.  I won that pageant, by the way.

5.  I have been singing all my life and have performed in an national tour of Les Miserables.

6.  I’ve been kicked out of a bar for having a physical altercation with another person, and had to be escorted to the door because I refused to leave.

7.  I’ve parked in those “expectant mom” parking spots before, when I wasn’t actually pregnant.  And I once had a person call me out on it.