gag
April 22, 2008
I just walked into the bathroom to see why Aiden had walked in there and was being so quiet.
Um, I forgot to put the lid on the toilet down.
And he had taken one of his washcloths off the side of the tub.
And he had dipped the washcloth in the toilet water.
And he was sucking on the washcloth.
(And, no, I was not playing on the internet while he did this. Geez, stop looking at me with those raised eyebrows! I mean, I might not be perfect, but I was at least cleaning the house while he went to suck down toilet juice! And I had flushed the toilet, so it was clean water. Clean as toilet water can be, I suppose)
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Adina | April 22, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Nap time - wake up long overdue, so you decide to check to make sure all is well. Opening the door to the smell of crap smacking you in the face like a freight train and there is your two year old child, grinning ear to ear with shit smeared all of her, all over her bed, her sheets, pillow, books, all over her hands - even under her finger nails. NOW THAT IS A GAG waiting to happen.
So to you I say, oh, you just wait…it gets better
BTW - I have pictures if you ever want to see (because words just aren’t enough!) and let’s not forget to bring this story up at Maddie’s graduation or wedding - whichever we decide is more embarrassing!
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the ambitious mrs | April 22, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Ewwww! But I have to say the comment from Adina makes me gag even that much more! I understand - my friends baby got a paper cut in my care when I was watching her play with a birthday card! I felt really bad.
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Lucky Gem | April 22, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Bwaaahaaahaaaahaaahaaaa!
Ryan? She put a worm in her mouth yesterday.
Lovely.
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Law School Hot Mama | April 23, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Ugh.
I remember seeing something on the news a while back that ice in those fast food drink machines is dirtier than toilet water . . . and we use the ice, right? So it’s unlikely to cause serious damage.
Tell him to rock on with his poo-cloth self!
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glamgranola | April 23, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I once heard that toilets have less germs than kitchen sinks. Does that help?
Harper was licking the carpet in the airport. So effing gross.