Did you see me??

Anyone out there watch So You Think You Can Dance last night and tonight?  If so, did you see me??

I told you yesterday about my lovely dream involving the lovely Courtney from SYTYCD.  If you haven’t read it, you might wanta click on that-there link so you have a snowball’s chance in hell of understanding where I am going with this.  (Go ahead and read.  I’ll wait.) …..OK, so now you know that I got to dance as Courtney’s partner on SYTYCD, but then I totally effed it up by missing rehearsals and put her in danger of getting kicked off the show.  This was Courtney and me last week, when I nearly messed up our whole routine due to my lack of rehearsing.

Thanks to everyone who commented on the last post and complimented my gorgeous yellow sequined vest.  I love it too.  SEXAY.  I asked Wardrobe if I could keep it and they said no.  The bastards.  I might just steal one of Cat Deeley’s dresses in retaliation.

Anyway, I am so excited to announce that the saga continues!  Courtney has forgiven me for my past mistakes!  I’ve now promised her that I would never let her down again.  I promised to be the best damn dance partner she’s ever had the pleasure of working with.  I promised to make Nigel Lithgoe and Mia Michaels drool over my technique.  And Courtney took me back!  And we danced together last night!  Didja see us?  We were AWESOME.

Look at us!  Courtney is stunning and magnificent.  And I?  I am THERE FOR HER as a partner.  I STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE.  I did my job and HELD ON TO HER LEG AND HER ARM JUST SO.  I am LOOKING MIGHTY FINE IN MY TIGHT SHIRT AND PANTS, NO?  I am SHOWING A BIT OF CLEAVAGE BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES THOSE VOTERS PICK UP THE PHONE AND VOTE FOR ME!  (Call 866-LOSER-01 right now!)

The best news is that Courtney has invited me to be her partner on SYTYCD every week!  So I’ll be posting here with updates about my new dance career.  This sure beats changing crappy diapers all day, huh??