Such a shame that I have little to no interest in knitting…
Because I could make the biggest fricking sweater you have EVER seen.
Archive for March, 2009
25 Mar
Is it bad…
…to admit that I think the Blue Wiggle is like, totally hot?
Come on, Aiden. Time to go watch your Wiggles DVD again!
24 Mar
Mr. Independent
This little boy of ours is quite the independent one. He wants to control everything and do everything himself. (Crap. I think I just described ME right there!) This independence includes desiring autonomy in such tasks as climbing into his car seat, getting in or out of the highchair, taking medicine, eating, putting the lid [...]
21 Mar
Big boy undies
I stopped by Gymboree yesterday to shop for Aiden and I couldn’t resist. I bought my non-potty-trained 21-month-old a few pair of big boy underwear. I know, I know. You’re wondering why on earth would I do this. Duh! Because they are just so DAMN cute. Also, because my big boy is doing such a good [...]
11 Mar
Open Letter to the Playground Pisser
Dear Asshole:
I hope you enjoyed taking a leak on the slide at the playground. I hope you had fun knowing that some unsuspecting little kid would go whizzing down the slide (pun? meh) into your pee.
Turns out, it was MY kid who ended up mopping up your urine. I saw the puddle at the bottom of the [...]
9 Mar
A new venture
For starters, no, I am NOT pregnant. I figured some of you might see that graphic with the big baby belly and jump to conclusions, but NO. NOT knocked up. I promise you’ll be among the first to know when that happens. Maybe even before my husband. *snicker*
However, I do have some big news! I [...]
7 Mar
The Gosselins are Going to the Dogs
Anyone else out there watch Jon and Kate Plus 8? I must admit that I record this show and watch every episode, mostly because it is like rubbernecking when you pass a car crash. I used to watch because the kids were cute and I was fascinated by the way these two parents managed to [...]
6 Mar
Well. I am screwed.
Fun news! After successfully climbing out of his crib yesterday morning, Aiden did it AGAIN this morning. He is quite pleased with himself. I was amused but also, NOT. Know what I mean?
And just now, I was sitting in bed with Jason, about to watch tv, when a certain determined and wide awake little monkey [...]
5 Mar
Oh HELL no!
Guess who woke up this morning at 645 (WTF??) and managed to escape his crib without falling or making any noise?
Guess who then casually walked into his parents’ bedroom like, oh hey! ‘morning guys! Yep, here I am, wide awake and clearly SCREWING with our agreed upon way of doing things. Yay!
We are in deeeep [...]
4 Mar
Aiden: 21 months
I sort-of kind-of missed Aiden’s monthly post in February, so I have lots of things to mention in this month’s issue of “Lifestyles of the Spoiled and Hilarious Toddler.” People, seriously. I think this is one of my favorite ages yet. Sure, life is busy and I am constantly attending to Aiden’s every need and [...]
