Kellybeans!

You know what words rhyme with Kelly?  Hmm… smelly, belly, jelly.  None of them really appeal to me, except perhaps jelly.  That made me think of jellybeans!  And hey, in a moment of desperation for a blog title genius, Kellybeans! was born.  Get it?  Jellybeans? With a K instead of a J?  And an exclamation point to add some excitement!

(Note to self:  you probably didn’t need to explain that.  Your readers aren’t idiots.  But, then again, they’re reading you, so ya never know.)

So, hi, I’m Kelly.  I have a lot of things I used to be, which include:

1. Skinny and toned.
2. Miss Maryland, as in “competed for Miss America” (see number 1)
3. A news anchor for a CBS affiliate

The Miss Maryland thing ended after a year and I passed on the crown.  My job and my body went by the wayside with the birth of my first child in June 2007.  Now I’m a stay-at-home Mom to Aiden, whom I adore.  My husband Jason and I have been married since Sept. 2003. 

I love food, dogs, good hair days, Diet Dr. Pepper, PASTA, good spellers, and sitting on my ass in front of the TV. 

I hate lamb (the food, not the animal), liars, dog hair on my floors, and slow drivers.

If you are wondering, I’m pretty ambivalent about jellybeans.  They’re okay, but I actually prefer chocolate for a candy-fix.  Unfortunately, I couldn’t figure out a clever way to incorporate my name into “chocolate” for a blog title.  Hey, at least I am honest!

Happy reading!

Want to contact me?  Nasty ass trolls can send email to screwyou@gmail.com

Those who would like to send fan mail, pay me for something, or think I’m sexy should address the love to kfodel at comcast dot net.